What I learned about life from watching Teen Mom...

Well, you gotta love those fun-loving promiscuous girls Maci, Farrah, Amber, Catelynn and Jenelle.  Little did you know, but they are chock-full of valuable life lessons.  The wisdom I have gained from watching this terribly addictive show is priceless.  I was really rooting for some of these gals when I first started watching the show.  Now, well...you can take the trash out of the trailer, but you can't take the trailer out of the trash.  Listen up kids! and don't become a teenage reality TV cliche!

What I learned about life from watching Teen Mom...

Don't hit your kid 

When you come upon a little extra money, it's ok to get a boob job



Don't have sex with a douchebag. You could wind up pregnant.



Don't get a nose ring. It's trashy.



Losing the baby weight is a bitch!



You shouldn't smoke when pumping gas, dumbass!



It's really important to finish high school.



Babies can't drive.

It's entirely possible to find your soul mate in high school. Then again, maybe not.



Pictures of your kid don't make good tattoos.



Beware of having sex with unattractive people. Your kid might wind up just as ugly.


It's not a good idea to move anywhere for a guy. Especially when you're Maci Bookout.



Don't verbally abuse your kids. Ever. Especially not on MTV.



If someone offers you $500,000 to do porn or take nude photos. Don't do it. They will wind up on the internet.


Don't break out the 'ugly cry' on tv. Save it for the bathroom stall at the county jail.