things you WON'T see at our wedding...

Ahhhh, TGIF!  Today's workday is full of monotony and while perusing the People of Walmart website, I stumbled upon a wedding site chock full o' random weird and trashy photos. Here's a visual depiction of things you will NOT find at the Lizaso-Lambert wedding....

Leave your guns at home. We're liberals. Sorry Kristi.

We'll only be serving beer and wine. Thanks.

God, did they get married at Comic-Con?

What would grandma say?

I like it white & trashy

Three words: Put it away!

I think we'll be renting a classic car to drive off into the sunset in...

Why? Just, why?

Honey, it's just not polite to show anyone your O face in public.

Your guess is as good as mine. WTF?

Ian loves Photoshop and all, but just forget it!

Did he decide to get married after his trip to the grocery store?

don't forget to shave!

Now this is more like it! I can only hope our wedding photographer captures such candid moments at our little shindig!